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FDA Attorney wants Business to Change Name

LARGO, FLORIDA - Darryl Dummit had a great idea. He and his brother Darryl had just moved from Kentucky and were out of work. That’s when they decided to start a moving company. “It was just me and my brother Darryl and the truck so we called the company Two Mens and a Truck.” said Darryl. “Business was great”, added his brother Darryl, “Me and Darryl started buying more trucks and hired more employees.

Recently the Florida Department of Advertising leveled charges against Two Mens and a Truck citing their lack of truth in advertising laws. Joe Rednerd, an FDA attorney, said he could not believe such false advertising. ”We’re going to make them pack there trucks and move out of town,” said Joe Rednerd, ”unless they change there names.” Darryl and Darryl, never very good at math, will hire an accountant and an attorney to defend them. In the mean time Darryl has come up with a new name. Two or more Mens and A bunch of Trucks, an Accountant, and an Attorney. Movers Who Care.

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