Excuses For Not Going on a Date.

TOP TEN Excuses For Not Going on a Date.

10) I need to change the air in my tires.

9) I prefer someone who is either Tall, somewhat attractive, or educated.

8) There's a Leave It to Beaver Marathon on.

7) The man on Television told me to "Stay Tuned".

6) I have some really hard words to look up in the dictionary.

5) I just adopted a highway and have to clean it up.

4) Richard Simmons is teaching how to "Bend and Stretch".

3) The verdict is: 3 personalities say "Yes" and 8 say "No".

2) I'm waiting to see if I'm already a winner!

1) Our Jeffrey Dahmer Cooking Class meets that evening.

Contributed by The King

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