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JBN Products Review:
Tiny Snap Camera tinysnap.com.


This incredibly tiny camera takes incredibly small pictures*.

This Camera also doubles as a web cam.
Simply connect to USB and press the shutter 12 times per second.

The only thing BIG about this camera is the Price.

* Free photo enlarger included
(with purchase of penis enlarger)


"I give it three potatoes out of five. It is handy.
On my key-chain, it's like a flash in the pants. 

Especially when I go to Mammy Jangles; but she's getting blinded by shutter-shock. It's the Flash Mammory that scares me too. 

I always flash my keyhole, before I open my door, because I don't like to surprise myself."___ Jack Hass.

"I give it one potato. It's like that One Shot camera. Who wants to buy a camera for just one shot? It works just like my camera cell phone; but really, do I need pictures of my keys, and ears? And just like my stupid cell phone camera, the
manual doesn't say where to mail it to get your pictures developed."___ Patti Melt.
 
"I give it five spuds. It's the little things
that are so important in life. Now I can capture them with my little camera.

Why does anybody need big pictures? I never could see the big picture anyway. When you set the Tiny-Snap on 'best quality,' you can store a whole 1/2 image in the Flash-Back Memory.

On the other setting, the one image capacity, forces you to focus on the really important shots.

I think I'm having a flashback right now." ____Joe "Frenchy" Frye.

 



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