Early Monday morning employees of Tijuana Farts Restaurant were startled by an explosion coming from the men’s restroom. As three of the employees rush towards the restroom they were immediately over whelmed by a gaseous green fog. All three were treated for methane inhalation by emergency medical technicians. Witnesses described a bearded homeless man, who frequents the restaurant’s dumpster, entering the men’s room shortly after the restaurant opened. The homeless man was later identified as Lyle "Stinky" Letter who ended up killing himself with his own fumes. "It was terrible, I heard an explosion and all I could see was this green fog coming from under the men’s room door," a bystander stated. He also said “those other 3 guys never had a chance." Apparently "Stinky" had rummaged thru the restaurant’s dumpster and found an expired triple burrito beaner meal with a side of Gas Griddles. The police are not considering foul play, but they do have the area quarantined until foul smell diminishes.
 

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