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Education Cut Backs Force Students To Drive School Bus

With the New mandatory class size amendment there's little money left over for bus drivers. Board members have initiated a new plan allowing students to drive the busses. With the enforcement for the F.C.A.T. Test results , it’s really easy to find a 7th or 8th grader with a valid drivers license. There are even plans to lower the legal driving age to 13 with a signed note from a parent or auntie, and a Burger King “Big Kids” Membership card. Expect to see modified school busses riding low, hooked up with shinny rented rims, heavily tinted windows, and a set of 15’s booming the bass out the back end. There will be a board meeting to decide the new color schemes.

 

 

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