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New Schnapps is all the Rage

A new liqueur now available from Finlyne Spirits & Furrier Importers, Ltd., is causing quite a lot of excitement at regional food and fun eateries and night-life hot-spots.

 The new liqueur, Beaver Schnapps, can be taken straight, or used with any combinations of mixers, wedges, twists, and slices in drinks that have become known as “Beaver Shots.”

 Although the distributor has been keeping “mum” about the schnapps’ ingredients, one thing is certain, and that is most patrons of this new elixir are agreeing that the beverage is rather tangy.

 In areas where the supply has not caught up with the demand, it has been reported that many rousers have taken to the streets in search of Beaver shots.   In these locales, there are almost daily instances where unexpecting waitresses have been greeted with the phrase: “show us your beaver.”

 The marketing slogan is also attracting attention as well: “If you give a dam about life, then head for the Beaver shots.”

 Fad or craze, a Beaver shot is likely to raise some eyebrows.

 

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