Our
Remote reporter is now stationed on planet Mars is in search of News for
Rich Bossmund. “with 22 years in the Air Force Navy,
I’ve haven’t seen this much red clay since I was stationed in Casper
Alabama,” Steve told Chas Laser (The editor for JBN). Laser said Steve
asked him to send him up some Korean Pizza and a microwave to warm it
since there was a chill in the air up there. It appears that Steve took
most of his necessary supplies, but had forgotten the battery operated
microwave and his 4-port USB converter. Steve said he was disappointed a
little since the Red Planet is actually more orange than red and tastes
nothing like the candy bar.
