Bossmund's Roadside and Convenience to stock Ice House
Gives whole new meaning to "Slippery When Wet" sign.

Today Rich Bossmund announced that his roadside stand would include Ice-house.   "It is the only way that we are going to keep up with the Stop -N- Go," Bossmund said.   "Besides it is just a natural evolution of the produce business.    How many times have you been tired out on the road and needed somewhere to set your ice?   It gets worse in the Summer time; all of a sudden people that are running around in the produce will just naturally feel moved to set their ice down before they can check out and leave,"   Rich said.

The ice house located at Bossmund's stand should be able to accommodate any ice, but only one person's ice per visit.   "We had really been thinking about getting in an ice house for quite some time, and now the wait is over.   Besides, the state does not take kindly to people wetting the road, and since we are located just beside the road, our customers need a cool place for their ice to go." said Mr. Bossmund.

Mr. Bossmund wants his customers to know that his ice house is clean, and that there should not be any ice cream or cookies to be found in his ice house.   "That stuff gets so messy, but in case it happens, we can clean it up with a can of whoop," Rich said.

An unidentified customer attested to the fact that when he had lost both his cookies and his cream in the ice house, that the staff had opened up a can of whoop ice and he had almost thought that he would get his ice crushed.

News Extra: Bossmund’s Produce Announces Arrival of Baby Corn

Bossmund’s Produce is pleased to announce the arrival of Baby Corn.  Baby Corn is being featured three times a day and is making quite an impression at the road side stand as Baby Corn shucks, jives and grinds its way across the stand for the full forty-five minutes.

Chas Laser, co-owner of Bossmund’s Produce, said they "hadn't planned on stocking Baby Corn, but whenever Bossmund starts playing with his water chestnuts, up it springs, and I get stuck holding the mop."   Rich Bossmund is the other co-owner and C.E.O.

Many people are coming by just to see Baby Corn in action, because of the hits: "Do That To Me One More Time," and "I'm Not a Carnal, But Not Yet an Ear."   But according to Chas, it is more like, "Oops, I Did It Again," "Bossmund was going on about Baby Corn squeeze and how to make a little sour mash midadrift in cream of corn, and I am like totally What? Like I have to change Baby Corn at least eight times a day now !!"

Laser went on to complain that his partner Bossmund was already talking about "crossing" Baby Corn with some other vegetable, "My God Bossmund, that is sick !!  We haven't even had Baby Corn circumcised yet.  He says  Baby Corn shows too much cleavage anyway, and the navel would make an orange blush !!"

"Yes Baby Corn is a lot to keep up with, but when this goes sour mash, which may be pretty soon if Bossmund has his way, I think I'll try some imports at the stand; maybe get some Britainany Pears." reflected Chas, "You kiss my grits, Bossmund."