New Reality TV Shows

With the overwhelming success of Donald Trump’s Apprentice, network programming executives are scrambling to be first with the next reality TV show idea, ratings and of course, profits.

Although the new ideas, schedules and line-ups are touted to be the industry’s most guarded secrets, Junk Brothers News was able to learn the new show details by applying old fashioned journalistic elbow grease and donuts.  What will America be watching later this year?  The networks don’t think that it will be political speeches. 

Take a look at these JBN exclusive details:

Queer Factor

“Must See Reality TV,” NBC is following its own initiative of programming such as Will and Grace, and Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, with a new bi-weekly show patterned on the heels of Fear Factor.

The new show, Queer Factor, will feature five gay men with queer eyes for “outing” celebrities who are in their expert opinions, “closet homosexuals.”  Reminiscent of The Tonight Show host Jay Leno’s “Straight or Gay” Jay-Walks, a live audience will be polled before the celebrity guests are required to give their final answer.

Temptation Hunt Club

The Fox network is revamping its original series, Temptation Island.

Scant details are known about the new Temptation Hunt Club, other than that it is NOT for the easily PETA-fied viewer.

According to our source at Fox, “deliverance will come when all of the ‘moles’ have been ‘smoked from their holes,’ and all of the ‘tree-huggers’ have been trophy mounted.

Who Wants to be a Love Slave

Fox is offering yet another new reality TV show in the tradition of Joe Millionaire and ABC’s The Bachelor.   The new series will feature Courtney Love, “America’s Sweet-Tart,” as it’s host.

Courtney Love was ordered to stand still today by a Beverly Hills judge and she was not available for comment.

Love, who headed the now-defunct rock band Hole, was charged with a misterdemeanor.

Love’s defense attorney Michael Rosenstein said, "This is a celebrity and they want their moment in the sunshine," speaking in reference of Courtney Love who was later detained for scaring children at a Walgreen’s drug store.

This show is expected to supply plenty of S&M Grunge shock power in the vein of shows like NBC’s Fear Factor, as well.

MTV, still reeling on the disaster of this year’s Super Bowl half-time wardrobe malfunction with Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake, is setting their next Real World series in a more formal and structured environment.  USPS Postal workers are given Uzi sub-machine guns and left to fend for themselves in a mail bin while being inundated with non-stop reality TV shows.  The object is to see which one goes “Postal” first, but in a surprise ending, the last man left standing wins, sort-of.