#1 Daughter, Raghad Hussein Exposes Saddam’s Drug Use 

 Saddam Hussein’s eldest daughter Raghad, is accusing the US Army of drugging her father.
Raghad said the man shown on television was not the father she knew.
 "Anyone with a TV could tell from the first instance that my father was not fully conscious," she said.  "As a female daughter, I told them from the start, my father is drugged.   I am 100 percent convinced."
“A lion remains a lion even in captivity. Do you think they would have been able to capture him if they had not drugged him? I am sure that they could not have done so,” she said.  "My personal expectation is that one of the soldiers must have put something in his food, or that there is a military technique of some sort or a gas that can drug a person. Because I know my father and he would never surrender without a fight."
In a news conference, later in the day, Interim Ambassador to Iraq, Paul Bremer and Brigadier General Sanchez, admitted to the the prank.
“Raghad really caught us with our pants down on this one,” said Bremer.
 “We wanted to give credit to Special Forces and make Saddam look cowardly, but the truth is we had hired three Gypsy belly-dancers to first seduce Saddam and then to slip a mickey in his scotch when he was distracted.”
  "Game-over!” echoed general Sanchez, “It’s hard to slip one over on that old girl.   Saddam was first slutted, and after he was smitten, our Gypsies asked if he would show them his presidential spider hole.   Then later during a tea-party in the spider hole, Saddam started showing-off his hole’s ventilation system.   That’s when one of our Gypsy girls covertly dispensed the Ecstasy and Rohypnol cocktail into Saddam’s tea.”
 Bremer and Sanchez released new pictures showing the three Gypsy sluts that was taken just moments after Saddam had drifted off to Neverland in his hole.
 “It was only at that point that our Special Forces was able to subdue the great dessert warrior, Saddam Hussein,” concluded Bremer.
 Saddam Hussein, for his part, told a very different story.   According to members of the special interim governing counsel who interview Saddam after his delousing, Saddam said he was willing captured, in order to get the publicity for his new “Saddam’s International Hair-Club for Men.”