Paddy MeGoolies Takes Stand on the Orally Challenged

 By M. I. Unste-Abull

(Belfaster, Ireland/6:30PM GMT)   News journalist turned philanderthropist, Paddy MeGoolies, of Dublin City, Ireland, took a gang-buster stand against the plight of the orally challenged, shocking the medical establishment in it’s wake.

“I’m talking about ‘the silent majority,’” stressed MeGoolies, “when I say that they are the most forgotten but sorefuly present pathetic street urchins to be seen on every continent and country in the world.

“Undoubtedly homeless, begging for loose change, selling themselves to any who would behold their pitiful exploitation.  It is high time for a social change!   We must speak up for those who can not speak for themselves, and who are hunted by gangs, despised by the man on the street, forever trapped in their own imprisonment of silence and isolation, forced to act out all of their delusions and hallucinations before an uncaring public.   I’m speaking, but are they hearing?  Who is to say?  Deaf?  Probably.  Mute?  Most definitely!  I’m speaking about the common wretch street people which gentle men call street mimes!”

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