Local Man Ignored
After Scene at DVD Store
S. Norton Hyster of W. South St. claims
he was ignored at Broth&rs DVD Rentals store after he complained
about a thirty-six dollar rewind fee that he was charged for
failing to rewind the six DVD’s that he had rented the day
before.
“This was my
first time renting DVD’s,” complained Hyster, “I just bought a
DVD player, so I could see the new ‘Girls Gone Looney’ movie
that my cousin Charles told me about. I don’t know everything
about working my DVD player yet, so how couldn’t I have
overlooked the rewind button?”
But Junk
Brothers News learned from the staff at Broth&rs DVD, that S.
Norton Hyster had “only a few moments before the tow truck
arrived to tow his red Corvette away from the Free Parking
area.” It appeared that Mr. Hyster had parked his ‘vette,
without having first paid the two dollar chit fee.
Hyster protested
loudly that he worked as “an ice-cream vendor for the city at
Lake Beareditall, and that Broth&rs DVD would not get away with
treating him so poorly.”
“I won’t fall
for anymore ‘Mad Cow Theatricks from the cowboys at the Full
Moon Saloon,’ exclaimed Hyster. “From now on, I’ll rent my
DVD’s from Nick & Pat's Food Mart, or a Ballbuster’s Video!”
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