I’m ready to chop Sushi.   When she discovered that I had connections in the Newz industry, she insisted that I give her uncle free publicity.   I agreed to do it this once, but he will have to pay Rich Bossmund for advertising and free-parking in the future.

It turns out that Sushi’s uncle is also North Korean.   He came to this country years ago as a stow-away in a shipping container, before the container was used to hold the American Taliban, Johnny Walker Lindh.  Sushi’s Uncle, Dinghi Ho, is an entrepreneur in the condom business.   So I agreed to let him run a few adds in my column.

Dinghi -Ho

Comes Up With

PeckerHead Condom!!!!
 "The Pecker-Head condom will make me a million clucks!!!" said Dinghi Ho.
 
  

  "It tastes like chicken!!!"
 

 

 "Just add your own corn-feed and watch it scratch!!!"

   
"Just find that chick that wants to geek the head off your cock-a-doodle-doo!!!"

This is Steve OTR, Retired Navy 22 years Veteran.   It reminds me of when I was a P.O.-one on the USS Hallie Berry (FFG 40).