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From Karl's Cubicle.
Drug Tests Show Sir Mick Jagger Is...
 'The
Anti-Bush'
It seems that Virgin Records may be
concerned over the backlash that Sir Mick Jagger's new "Sweat Neo Con
{Neo-Conservative}" song may have when The Rolling Stones' "A Bigger
Bang" CD combusts on Five September.
 Many
have decried the questionable song as being anti-American and Anti-Bush
on the basis of the few lyrics that have been published.
Halliburton is mentioned in the song, as well as this:
"It's liberty for all, democracy's our style/Unless
you are against us, then it's prison without trial."
"You call yourself a Christian, I call you a
hypocrite/You call yourself a patriot, well, I think you’re full of s__t.”
Some critics of the A-political Jagger have gone so
far a s
to call him a "Tony Blair Wannabe."
So much concerned is Virgin, that an advanced copy
of the 18 track album was submitted for independent private drug
testing. The results of which are startling.
There are two possible valid drug test results:
Positive: A rose-pink band is visible in each
control zone or no color band appearing in the appropriate test zone
indicates a positive result for the "Anti-Bush."
Negative: A rose-pink band is visible in each
control zone and the appropriate test zone, indicating that the
concentration of the corresponding "Anti-Bush" of that specific test
zone is below the
 detection
limit of the test audience sampled.
In all of the tracks featuring vocals by Sir Jagger,
he comes out smelling like a rose__ a pink, pink rose.
Nobody's quite certain what the implications w ill
be now that the identity of the "Anti-Bush" has been revealed.
But judging from recent Jagger photos, there seems
to be an awful lot of pink-eye for the old guy.
Karl writes in his cubicle where he views the
outside world with shock and awe.
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