SHAPES Fatness Center & Buffet.

Orlando, Florida - SHAPES Fatness Center squashes competition by offering extra helpings of the following Fat Wise choices.

Home Made Pudge, Belly Flap Jacks,

Peanut Butter Belly, Spare Tire Donuts,

All Men Joy Bars, Pot Bellied Porkers,

Baked Squid Jerky, Low Cow Burgers,

Smoked Beer Gut, Ham Jell-O.

Served by a Personal Trainer smothered in Olive Oil.

Curbside Cage'n Chicken Take Away Drive Thru Service Available.

 

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