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SARS Virus Alert
Junk Brothers News, Canada has alerted us that the Canadian Disease
Control Center (CDCC) has now discovered SARS in one of their internet
based PC's! The NEW mutated PC version (named SARS-CA-stick as it removes
the letters CA from documents) has apparently found its way into US based
computers along the border of Canada and Vermont but is currently isolated
as only 7 residents in Vermont own computers. CDCC warns, however, that we
should not be complacent about this new strain and protect our computers
in the event someone in Vermont knows someone OUTSIDE Vermont who might
have e-mail (They admit this is a narrow possibility but a possibility
nonetheless.)
So far CDCC has found the SARS-CA-stick virus to penetrate ALL documents
on the hard drive turning the country's name into NADA on all it's
letterhead. In addition, NADA officials claim that pc's have taken on a
French-like attitude and now refuse to do anything but go into "sleep"
mode.
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