Junk Brothers News is proud to present the special report on the growing fad of renting a Playboy After Dark Suite, otherwise know as PADS. There is no better way to impress the ladies than with a nice PAD for romancing the fairer sex. These PADS are fully tested to be Waterproof, secure, and private. You can “Roll” with the upper class for little more than pocket change. Why spend over $500 a month for a one room apartment when you can have your very own suite for a fraction of the cost. Extra keys are available if you want to “move in” your lady friend. No more living in a box, and if she wants to move in you can store her box inside while you make sure the relationship is going to work. Sometimes land space can be an issue, these PADS can be stacked 4 high for that Big City look. If you really want to do it up right, or you have a wife and kids then go for the 16 footer. It can house up to 12 people comfortably. PADS are ideal for the keeping all you valuables inside while your out there doing the nine to five under the local overpass. PADS are also very easy to relocate (especially nice for transients)
Now you can live The American Dream and rent your very own PADS.
No Cash? No Problem… Your US Government Welfare Checks are welcomed and accepted. All PADS offices are located within 50 yards of a liquor store.

Testimonial: Before I was hired by Junk Brothers News to do my “on the road” reporting, I lived in one of these PADS right after I retired with 22 years in the Air Force. I didn’t want to spend all my retirement in one shot and I wanted to save up money for a nice car. These PADS are really spacious. I haven’t lived in anything this nice since my 22 years of Military service.

–Steve OTR