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Thongs in a Twist!
Report by: Paddy
MeGoolies
Monday 3rd of May, As all the European leaders sit
down to lunch at Farmleigh in Dublin’s Phoenix park on the last
day of the welcoming celebrations to the 10 new member States
who have just joined the EU. The CEO of Thongs ‘R’ Us Mr George
Higginbottom was over heard outside talking with the Priminister
of Slovaniack Mr Bru Kangetudrunk.
Mr Higginbottom passed a remark about a woman’s thong as she was
sitting out side in the grounds of Farmleigh, he didn’t realise
that the microphone on the celebration stand beside him was on
and hundreds of people heard him say ‘Good god look at that!
That has to be one of our thongs, I bet it must be one of our
new industrial strength thongs, it would have to be to with
stand a beating from an ass that big!’
The woman who is the wife of local thug and criminal John Daly
known as Johnny the Knob was mortified. Within hours Johnny’s
band of thugs had taken to the Streets in anger and marched
along side horrified thong owners who marched to protest outside
the head office of Thongs ‘R’ Us.
With in 30 minutes Police arrived in riot gear and with water
cannon trucks, they clearly were not going to stand for protests
of this nature after the great knicker scare of ’96.
Thong protestors with weapon of mass destruction.
Police were quick to produce their own weapons
It didn’t take long to piss off police
The police dispersed the crowds in under an
hour and moved them back in to the city where most just gave up
and went home although a few defiant protestors did hang around
the city and police got to them one by one and spelled out how
much of a good idea it would be to go home right now!
One woman being persuaded by police to go home
quietly.
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