Window cleaner Lorraine O’Looney 2nd victim.

Witnesses said they saw a little girl running away from several scenes where some of the petrified people were found. A spokes woman for The City Mortuary said ‘After carrying out autopsy’s on all of the bodies it appears that all of the victims had a serious lack of vitamin ‘C’ and if they had been taking vitamin ‘C’ they might have survived.

One witness, a student from Monoholovonomolonmitiville, Lituania; Ms Onya Backyavitch said ‘Yaw, I sees her right in fronts of me just as she petrified the litte girl whos tryin to pull down and steal the street light but nothing happened to me, maybe it’s because I drinks lotsa orange juicy every morning?’ Maybe so Onya, Vitamin ‘C’ could be the savoir here.

Mary ‘Sticky fingers’ Potter age 7, 3rd victim.

Another victim, a stripper from a near by strip club ‘Club Nipples n’Bits’ was out having a smoke break when she saw the little girl coming, a work colleague told me.’She was so scared that she climbed the wall of building to try and escape but it didn’t work as you can see she was frozen to the wall!’

Victim no 4, Stripper Rohnda Hernandez.

I take vitamin ‘C’ everyday and realizing that all of the attacks took place all in one area in the city’s south east I sat in my car on steak out and the next day it paid off as I got a photo of the handless little girl just after she petrified an old man sitting on a bench. Police came and arrested her but not until they all took their Vitamin ‘C’. Citizens can now get their lives back to normal now that this strange vicious killer is behind bars.