Mr. Rich Bossmund has decided to back the traveling reporter series. Out fitted with every thing he'll need for his world tour, Steve is ready to set off. Steve is a retired 22 year military veteran who is setting off on a world tour with his medical professional’s approval. Originally Steve wanted VIA COM entertainment to sponsor his trip. If they would outfit Steve with a camcorder, wireless internet service, and a parachute for mechanical problems, he in return would send reports from around the world. After VIACOM refused his offer, Steve accepted Mr. Bossmund's offer. Mr. Bossmund has supplied Steve with a note pad and Steve agrees to send JBN reports from time to time.

 Email Steve at hippycarbomb@hotmail.com

(Did I mention he is a retired 22 year military veteran?)

Good luck Steve and we hope to get your first report soon.

Steve's First Report

To: JBN

Hey , this is Steve, Retired US Navy, 22yr. Veteran, you know, the traveling reporter. I’m glad the love bug season has ended. It wasn’t very pleasant cleaning  bugs off my equipment every night. I found this guy protesting Road work and think it would make a good story. I could also use a new note pad. Mine got wet last night during the rain storm. Could you please fed ex me a new note pad?

OTR-Steve, Retired US Navy, 22 Yr. Veteran

To: Steve,

That's exactly the type of story we are looking for... unfortunately, we just did a story on that guy. Sorry Steve, keep looking! Mr. Bossmund says you'll need to stop by the office for another note pad.

Thanks,

Mr. Laser, editor JBN

To: JBN

Hey , this is Steve, Retired US Navy, 22yr. Veteran, you know, the traveling reporter.

Have you ever had “Pizza by the Slab?”  Man that stuff is awesome.  It had the most unique flavor I’ve ever tasted.  I went to a funeral and that is what they served.  They was talking about a place that freezes people… I dunno much about it, but it sounds cool!  One guy said I should try one of the funeral cakes, he said they were to die for.

OTR-Steve, Retired US Navy, 22 Yr. Veteran

To: Steve,

That's exactly the type of story we are looking for... unfortunately, we just did a story on Pizza by the Slab, Cryogenic, and Funeral Cakes. Sorry Steve, keep looking!

Thanks,

Mr. Laser, editor JBN

To: JBN,

Hey , this is Steve, Retired US Navy, 22yr. Veteran, you know, the traveling reporter.  When I was coming thru Orlando I notice that it appears the Dollar Store is having a landmark change of marketing.  Listen to this… everything in the store is now 99 cents! Now that's good newz for Christmas shoppers.

 OTR-Steve, Retired US Navy, 22 Yr. Veteran

To: Steve,

That's exactly the type of story we are looking for... unfortunately, we did that story already. Sorry Steve, keep looking!

Keep in touch,

Mr. Laser, editor JBN

To: JBN,

Hey , this is Steve, Retired US Navy, 22yr. Veteran, you know, the traveling reporter. Is it just me, or have you noticed that Two Men & a Truck are everywhere you look.  How do these two guys get around so much? I see them going up and down the interstate. Sometimes it looks like two different men in a different truck. Maybe it's just me having one of those Damn Nam flash backs. I still think there's a story here. I'm going to get moving on it right away.

OTR-Steve, Retired US Navy, 22 Yr. Veteran

To: Steve,

Where the hell have you been? Mr. Bossmund has been on my ass about you. For someone who's on the road, you don't get around much. We did that story already. Sorry Steve, keep looking!

Keep in touch,

Mr. Laser, editor JBN

(read letters to editor for more on Steve)

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