Dear Fellow Organic Gardener

Dear Fellow Organic Gardener
The Garden Season Is Upon Us

This letter is being sent to you because you or someone you know is interested in Gardening. This is an Organic fertilizer club. It will not cost you a cent to join.

Upon receipt of this letter, go to the address at the top of the list and shit in their garden. Do not be embarrassed as you will not be the only one there. Send this letter to five of your friends who appreciate organic gardening. You will not receive any money or checks in the mail. However, if the chain is not broken, with in one week there will be 9,216 people shitting in your garden. With all that organic matter in the soil next summer you’ll have the most productive garden in your neighborhood. When it comes to organic gardening, Please give a shit and add your name to the bottom of the list.

** WARNING** DO NOT BREAK CHAIN * - One man didn’t give a shit and lost his entire Garden to Dung Beetles.

(If you are constipated, pass this along to your neighbors.)

1. Mr. Will E. Krapp
1422 Enema Way
Strewsburg, Mass

2. Mrs. Luce Bowels
30 Bedpan Avenue
Poopee, Ill

3. Mr. Hem E. Roids
#2 Piles Drive
Frankfart, Wisc.

4. Mr. Smelly B. Hind
476 Dia Rhea Way
Loosely, Nevada

5. Mrs. C. Howie Phartz
896 Rectum Road
Gas Pains, NJ

6. Mr. Bigger Movements
276 Fertilizer Way
Pootown, IN

7. Mr. A. Hole
Dark Hollow Drive
Colon, Washington DC

(Please give a shit and add your name to the bottom of the list.)