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From Karl's Cubicle
What's Hot???
iPod Nano SonicToothbrush
Apple iPod + iTunes + iTeeth = 2th Brush with The Tickle
Take everything you love about iPod Nano and add rhapsody from a sonic
toothbrush with ambience, and you won't be getting the brush!
Does your breath smell like banana fish? You look Ludacris with Korn
between your teeth. So Don't Hold Your Breath if you're into Teeth on
the Floor from Clit 45.
Now you can sync with iTunes and sink with iBrush!
The iPod just got smarter, and your smile just got funkier! The secret
is sonic technology. Everyone is different, everyone has their own
rhythm. The iPod Nano Sonic Toothbrush is pulsational. The breath odor
sensor display is above the Click Wheel. Just blow on the brush and
you'll always know when you're up to Snoop Dog breath.
Who knows? With regular usage of the iPod iBrush, your cavities may get
free radio stations. The iPod sandisk memory can't tell you Diddy's next
name change. "Ono E. Diddyn't" is our guess. But it can tell you if your
Eminem is plain or peanut.
But don't take just our word for it; see what other Pod heads are
jamming to their teeth:
 "When
I want my breath to have that fresh frooty scent, I listen to 'Rocket
Man' by Elton John."
 "Black
Eyed Peas 'Head Bobs' Smell Like Funk! 'Sugar, We're Goin Down' Fall Out
Boy!"
"I fancy 'Getting The Brush,' by Fear. Doesn't everybody?"
 "Arrrrrgh.
Anything by Muddle of Pudd! Got some 'She Hates Me?'"
 "'Wipe,
Wash, Brush and Flush' by The Hornheads!"
 "Don't
come near me! I don't have an iPod Nano Sonic iBrush Toothbrush!"
Karl writes from his cubicle while he sucks on a toothpick.
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