We wanted to know so we ran the Bible Code on the
latest edition of the News and obtained some amazing results about the
future.
Bible Code Translation:
Bossmund China Trip
Internet Printing Ink
Bible Code Matrix
Ironically the Bible code predicted the future quite
accurately as Mr. Bossmund has been complaining about the the high cost
of ink used for web publishing and has schedule a business trip to China
in search of used internet printing ink to offset printing cost.
Besides, he'll be devouring all the (100% Pure Beef )
Moo Shoo Pork he can consume on this trip because everyone knows the
best Chinese Restaurants are found in China!
However we choose to remain skeptical about the
accuracy of the Bible Code's ability to predict the future.