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d'Angelo's Meat d'Bauchers Pack
Angelica Carnes
 At d'Angelo's~d'Bauchers, We Swear by the Angel of the Meat that our
meat is 100 percent pure Meat with no sinful fillers, dyes or
preservatives.
You will Swear it came from Heaven because of its Divine Meaty Flavor!
We Steak our Reputation on It!
Every day, d'Angelo's Meat is prayed over and washed by tears of
penitence, and basted in holy water. Only after laying on of hands do we
circumcise our Meat, fervently trimming away the excesses of its carnal
nature, and leaving
only the best marbled firmness to melt in your mouth.
"You would get a Blessing Out at d'Angelo's Meats!"
However much you enjoy the fruits of our labor, we'll always give you
the kind of Rare attention of a job Well-done. That is never exposed on
you from your grocer or those evil butchers out in the world.
Beware the Angel of Spam! You don't know where that's been!
Remember, the cheapest cut of meat is Deer-Nuggets.
They 're usually found to be under a Buck.
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