Rocky VI

ROCKY VI.

By Steve On The Road. Famous Hollywood actors from Arnold Schwarzenegger to Sylvester Stallone are all abuzz at the prospect of the next "Rocky" movie. Everyone, that is except Bullwinkle, who is miffed at Rocky's celebrity.

So, you'd think that the big star would have a swelled head that he was getting put in the ring one more time. But not Rocky. Rocky is still the same down to earth squirrel that he always was. Check out these quotes from a recent interview:
Rocky, on being asked about how it feels to be a big star: "Nothin' worth braggin' about."

Rocky, on being asked about his millions of fans who regularly seek his autograph:

"Condominiums? I never use 'em. To all my love slaves out there: Thunderlips is here. In the flesh, baby. The ultimate male versus... the ultimate meatball. Ha, ha, ha."

Rocky, when asked about his physical shape for playing a boxer: "I feel like a Kentucky Fried Squirrel. If I'm gonna eat lightnin'; I'm gonna crap thunder."

Reporter: "Rocky your pay for the sequel will be very substantial. What will you do with the money?"

Rocky: "Well the first thing I gotta do is I gotta pay the rent. And then I made this list on our way over here. I'd like to buy a couple hats, a motorcycle, a couple quarts of perfume for Bullwinkle; he likes to smell good. And some muppet toys you know, Ernie, Big Bird. And the frog what's his name? Kermit?"

Reporter: "Rocky are there any comments about actors like Stallone coming out of retirement like you?

Rocky: "Stallone? I pity the fool."