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At the Assological Institute of North America, Internal Medicine is
taken literally by thinking inside the box in a direct holistic approach
and never using only a half-assed diagnosis.
This Week, According to Dr. P. Streem:
New patient, Rhex Tumm, was diagnosed with semi-colon cancer punctuated
with exclamatory gingivitis and resulting in periodontic parentheses
with questionable backspace complications. Admittedly this diagnosis may
have a high percent of apostrophe and is subject to a plus or minus
subscript when said subject becomes a predicate or lapses into a comma.
But the treatment is quite obvious because the patient is in good hands
which are not afraid when the sleeves are rolled up and the feet are wet
from elbow grease on the knee. Eight large cups of espresso enema to be
administered daily until the abutment cheeks return to smiling ellipses
period.
Follow up is always necessary to insurance no relapses or referrals to
Dr. Phil.
For this and and all your free medical advice, check back here for Dr.
P. Streem's case studies in medical urinalyses and oral dictionory..
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