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NO-NICA-FIT Tobacco Pills
Can't
smoke at the office, or favorite restaurant? Do your teeth and gums get
abused by chewing Red Man? Is Skoal pinching a little too hard? Has your
Patch lost it's adhesion? Now there's a new Fool Resistant, Smokeless ,
Alternative to cigarettes and it's as easy as dropping acid. New NO-NICA-FIT
Tobacco pills! Anytime you have a nicotine
fit, just pop a little yellow NO-NICA-FIT pill. Don't worry with the
health issues, NO-NICA-FIT pills still promote lung cancer and influenza
just as any Lucky Strike or Marlboro. NO-NICA-FIT pills will also leave a
stain on your teeth and taste awful. NO-NICA-FIT pills are 100% all
natural and made from only the finest floor scraps of tobacco. Repeatedly
Pulverized and Packaged every morning before school by our
juvenile work force.
Never bum a light again. NO-NICA-FIT
pills don't need to be lit for enjoyment. They come in a crush proof pack
and are less expensive than the price of cigarettes. NO-NICA-FIT pills
cost only $4 dollars for a bottle of 24. Accessories include smoke spray
for you clothes so that non smokers can still tell you have been smoking'
and can lecture you for hours on the dangers of tobacco.
Look for NO-NICA-FIT tobacco pills in these popular flavors.
- Winstop,
- Cansure,
- Poppers,
- Chronic,
- Nica-Teens
- Coffin Nails
- Blunts
- Cherry Tomatoe
NO-NICA-FIT Tobacco Pills.
( 100% Concentrated Nicotine Pills )
The non-substitute Tobacco
Alternative.
This product is not intended
to be used in conjunction with stop smoking aids
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