NO-NICA-FIT Tobacco Pills

Can't smoke at the office, or favorite restaurant? Do your teeth and gums get abused by chewing Red Man? Is Skoal pinching a little too hard? Has your Patch lost it's adhesion? Now there's a new Fool Resistant, Smokeless , Alternative to cigarettes and it's as easy as dropping acid. New NO-NICA-FIT Tobacco pills!  Anytime you have a nicotine fit, just pop a little yellow NO-NICA-FIT pill. Don't worry with the health issues, NO-NICA-FIT pills still promote lung cancer and influenza just as any Lucky Strike or Marlboro. NO-NICA-FIT pills will also leave a stain on your teeth and taste awful. NO-NICA-FIT pills are 100% all natural and made from only the finest floor scraps of tobacco. Repeatedly Pulverized  and Packaged every morning before school  by our juvenile work force.

Never bum a light again. NO-NICA-FIT pills don't need to be lit for enjoyment. They come in a crush proof pack and are less expensive than the price of cigarettes. NO-NICA-FIT pills cost only $4 dollars for a bottle of 24. Accessories include smoke spray for you clothes so that non smokers can still tell you have been smoking' and can lecture you for hours on the dangers of tobacco.
Look for NO-NICA-FIT tobacco pills in these popular flavors.

  • Winstop,
  • Cansure,
  • Poppers,
  • Chronic,
  • Nica-Teens
  • Coffin Nails
  • Blunts
  • Cherry Tomatoe

NO-NICA-FIT Tobacco Pills.    ( 100% Concentrated Nicotine Pills )

The non-substitute Tobacco Alternative.

This product is not intended to be used in conjunction with stop smoking aids



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