Another Missing Teen Located Elizamiss Smartass was missing for several months and when all hope of safe return seemed impossible she

Another Missing Teen Located

Elizamiss Smartass was missing for several months and when all hope of safe return seemed impossible she mysteriously returned. When asked where she had been she explained how she had been in her bedroom. The whole time she was missing she was actually in her bedroom surfing and chatting on the internet and only came out to complain to her parents that something was wrong with her internet connection. “I don’t know what all the fuss is about” ,said Smartass, ”My parents could have easily Instant Messaged me or even emailed me.”