By Bill O'Really
UNIVERSITY SQUARE, SC - Yada, at just under 200 years old, is
still just an infant by his species' standards. Yet he was born with
all of the memories of his parents.
Yada is the "love-child" of Jedi Matsahs Yoda and Yaddle, and he
arrived on earth as a stow-away aboard the alien ship that crashed
at Roswell, NM.
 Because
of his size, Yada was able to escape and become the source of
information for George Lucas' STAR WARS sagas. Jedi Master Yoda
Yaddle, Yoda's babke, killed 2-Pak Absolut on the planet Oder, and
also sat on the Jedi council.
"Never forget, I will," said Yada, "when
 met
pappa and mama. Yoda said to Yaddle: 'first the female, kiss her__
hmmm...; feel the force flow, yes? My precious! Judge me by my size,
do you? Size matters not. Ahhh! Yoda's little friend you seek!'"
JBN Chief, Rich Bossmund, has learned that despite all of Yada's
contributions to STAR WARS films, Yada hasn't "a dime, been
compensated." So Bossmund is beginning a collections fund, that all
Star Wars fans should donate to.
Have a dollar, do you? Yes.. A little short I am, hmmmm... Yada,
yada...
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