Funny Junk You Didn't Know
New UGLY STICK from BOSSCO®.
By Chas Laser.
The UGLY STICK from BOSSCO® isn't like a
fishing pole at all, but when you beat someone with the ugly stick it
automatically turns into a ten foot pole. Handy for Keeping your
distance from any formidable foe. Your appearance may degrade with
normal handling of your ugly stick, so please handle your stick with
care while baiting.
The ugly stick is not
recommended for beautiful people.