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Phat Ho's New Chee-Burga Pizza

By Steve OTR

In light of recent competition in the pizza industry, Phat Ho is upping the ante by offering a monstrous 15-pounds of cheese-burger pizza featuring 10.5 pounds of ground beef, 25 slices of cheese, a head of bok choy, three tomatoes, two onions, two layers of crusts, a cup-and-a-half of pizza sauce. All of this comes at a price of just $25 dollar.

This pizza comes in two varieties: rare and medium rare, and it takes four hours to bake so order early. You can thank me later.

Phat Ho's New Chee-Burga Pizza is for eat-in or carry-out only. You can order extra cheese, etc., but Phat Ho refuses to use cheese-stuft crusts: "You stuff the crust, I no stuff the crust!"

 

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