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Further research suggest problems with Einstein’s theory.
For example: according to E=MC2 the average bum who’s mass “at rest”
is 180lbs…. times 1860002 suggest the bum could do a lot more work
for food instead of holding a sign. Einstein apparently did not
include the influence alcohol has on space and time.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the
space-time continuum, whereby small (and some-time large) gaps of
time may seem to "disappear."
Ripple in space-time - larger than the observable universe may be
the cause of the accelerating expansion of the universe.
Physics has not advanced enough to create a unified theory; however,
a drunk bum seems to know all of the secrets of the universe, until
that time which he sobers up.
To the street observer, an object at rest tends to stay at rest;
unless an irresistible force such as Thunderbird is introduced.
If an immovable object which may be a repulsive property of space
itself (in this case, the azyLay inoway umbay), is impacted by an
irresistible force (Irish Rose) the gravitational red-eye-shift
dilation can be clearly observed if the observer stands downwind
from the trough of the very long-wavelength dense immovable object.
From this event horizon, the immovable object which is repulsing
space under the influence of an irresistible force is
indistinguishable from a black-hole sucking alcohol molecular
matter.
When the nervous system is turned on to this quantum-level circuit,
space-time is obliterated. Einstein's speed-of-light barrier is
transcended into the wormhole of the street for this poor bum who is
just a remnant of a big bang.
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