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By Wolf Spritzer
 Bawanna,
king of the WaTootsi tribe belonging to the west end of the east
asian south pacific rim, issued a decree today stating that henceforth, all western power
tools must carry tongue guards. King Bawanna issued the decree
which has puzzled many import traders that cater to the small
emirate, after his son, Prince Modumbo Michael Jackson, "accidently"
mutilated his tongue with a power drill. The incident involving
the drill occurred only moments after Modumbo had suffered a similar
fate in his handling of a nail gun. There is yet no word on the
economic impact of the WaTootsi's action on trading stock exchanges
worldwide. |
