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Extreme Makeover Recipient Plans Do-It-Yourself Home Improvements


ST. PETERSBURG, FLORIDA - After receiving an extreme makeover of his house, Jamie Dolan plans a few do-it-yourself home improvements.

"For one, I really don't like the color of the house." said Dolan who sees himself repainting the house soon.

"Tomorrow I'm spraying the backyard for no-see-ums and then I'm adding more windows to the living room. It's like living in a cave." Jamie will trim the windows with vertical blinds.

"And That Ty Pennington original art work has got to go! Let's just say a blind man could do better!" Dolan plans to paint a self portrait of his family.

Dolan is extremely pleased with his new home, however the house computer, HAL2000, is jealous of Jamie's wife and always turns the Bedroom lights on when they want to be alone in the dark.

Sometimes Jamie Dolan feels maybe he had a hand in his own blindness, after all, You know what they say will make you blind.

Jamie dreams of getting a Red Ryder BB Gun for Christmas, but he concedes that "getting one is just a shot in the dark. I don't even like guns."
 

 

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