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From Karl's cubicle:
Local provocateur, Heyward Dinglebury, claims he received a chili reception
in the Taco Klapper.
"For the past month," complained Dinglebury, "I was regular as Metermucil
going in the TK, an ordering me the Anaconda Grilled Stuft Anchovarito
Bonita! and today! They have the bawls to tell me that they don't serve a
Anaconda Grilled Stuft Anchovarito Bonita! The very idea! She didn't need to
get all saucy about it!"
According to Dinglebury, he next attempted to order a Seven Flavor
Quesadilla Fajito, but he was promptly given the same reply. So he fished
around on the menu board, and tried to order a Santa Fe Frito Cheesey
Chilito, but all he would get was Empanada.
"I'd have a real beef with them if I could only find it on the menu that
they keep changing!" lamented Dinglebury.
He would try once more to order a Double Cheesey C runch Bean Fritata Brujo,
but sadly he was asked to drop the Chalupas and to step slowly away from the Gorditas too.
"This is the thanks I get for trying to Spice Up The Night," bemoaned the
disallusioned Dinglebury.
Certain fast food pundits from the upper east L.A. side have speculated that
Dinglebury had been "caught in a transdimenual time warp of discontinued
promotional fodder."
According to Taco Klapper, the current food promotion consists of crunchy
strips toppings atop pico.
"I could tell them where to stick that pico," added Dinglebury.
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