Teenage girl (Yawni Isley) complains that her Lazy Eye won’t go to sleep at night. Sometimes it’s up till 3 or 4 in the morning and I’m trying to get some sleep. I really don’t understand since it doesn’t do anything during the day.

Doctor Iris Spector's advice: Her eye is not lazy but merely tired from staying up all night. Wearing a patch during the day over the normal eye will force the lazy eye back into a normal sleep pattern. Sometimes the good eye becomes the lazy eye. If this happens just reverse the procedure. Use Visine Lazy Eye Drops twice daily. In a pinch Mountain Dew Code Red can be used.
 

Dr. Spector was the first to developed an eye chart for the visually cock-eyed. The doctor’s test confirmed that although the V.C.E. lack depth perception, their peripheral vision kicks ass.

 
If this chart looks clear to you, contact Dr. Iris Spector for your free consultation.

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