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** Special Product Recall
Notice **
BOSSCO announces recall of Ugly Sticksİ !
There has been more than one complaint of Ugly Stickİ Breaking in
half during use. The produced results are sickening. Rich Bossmund
has went into hiding since the product was not even tested on
retards. (source U.S. Times)
 BOSSCO product engineers believe that the breaking of an
Ugly
Stickİ occurs whenever the operators become obsessive which renders
the powerful Ugly Stickİ redundant. New instructions may be issued
that state that:
A single use of the Ugly Stickİ is all that is required to produce
the undesired results. Continued use on a subject may result in
yielding both the subject and the operator subjected to the effects
of the Ugly Stickİ.
Despite Rich Bossmund's recall, the engineers insist that the
breaking in half of the Ugly Stickİ is NOT a flaw but a design
feature; not intended for retards, but definitely retardant.
 BOSSCO product engineers are some of the most infamous engineers
anywhere, and you can check their resumes upon request. In fact,
they may send you resume copies in the near future just as a
precaution. If you do receive a resume from a BOSSCO engineer,
please ignore the BOSSCO letter head. BOSSCO engineers are fully
accredited by Tech. University's Research & Development School
(T.U.R.D.S.).
Please send all job vacancy listings to Dr. Lee Wardoff, the chair
of the Research & Development School at T.U.R.D.S.. Former Bossco
engineers can only work for equal opportunistic employers.
As for Rich Bossmund going into hiding, Martha Stewart said, "that's
a good thing."
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