 Frito-Lay
North America Inc.,
Inks The Mother of All Endorsement Deals.
Saddam prison fare: Doritos, Raisin Bran -- but no Froot Loops
From General Staff.
'He'd always tell us he was still the president,' a former guard
says, 'That's what he thinks, 100 percent; our sides would split
from laughing so hard." For a time his favorite snack was Cheetos,
and when that ran out, Saddam would "get grumpy," the guard said.
One day, the guards substituted Doritos corn chips, and Saddam
forgot about Cheetos. "He'll eat a family size bag of Doritos in 10
minutes."
Send off for your own WMD with only 10,000
proof of purchase points from Doritos with Saddam’s picture on the
bag.
Saddam Hussein loves Doritos, hates Froot Loops. "Froot Loops no
good!" says Saddam, "Tricks are for kids!"
Saddam Hussein has always admired Ronald McDonald and wants to
become the beloved hamburgered clown, but McDonalds rejected Saddam
after the semi-nude photos of Saddam in his underwear showed up on
the internet.
Undeterred, Saddam believes that the exposure was good for his
career, and often cites Paris Hilton as his inspiration and yearns
to be a Hilton living the simple life.
So when Frito-Lay made the offer, Saddam agreed heartily, as long as
he didn't have to pretend to be Mexican.
 Other
possible endorsements are looming in Saddam's future, such as: BVDs
(not WMDs), and the rumor is that Knauss Pickled Pig Feet, Pickled
Pig Knuckles, Pickled Eggs and Pickled Sausage want him really,
really bad. |
