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Hawking Comes Clean On Theories

All of the theories developed so far to explain the  universe “are both inconsistent or incomplete,” Steven Hawking said. He went on to discuss why it may not be possible to develop one complete theory of the universe. Hawking also stated his black hole theory was just an Idea I got when I fell out of my wheel chair and couldn't get up. My head was stuck up my ass for hours. If I could be caught in a black hole then so could the universe. Supposedly the smartest man alive, Hawking's knowledge was useless when he was easily beaten at Tic-Tack-Toe by a preschooler. "I hate smart ass kids!", Hawking's  interpreter said for him.  Hawking's also confessed, through his interpreter, that he made up those theories to pick-up chicks.

 

 

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