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Stain Resistant Flat
Screen Monitor
 Development
for a stain resistant flat screen monitor is in the works. No human
fluids will adhere to this ‘drip dry’ multitasking SVGA 19”
flatscreen monitor. Comes
with a special ‘target’ screen saver. Spokesman
Izzy Whacken is
hopeful it will be released before fathers day.
Should make an excellent
companion for the renounced 4 button mouse.
Test market porn site visitors said they enjoyed the 4-button mouse,
which contains a lotion dispenser. Just one click and you’re ready for
action. They are hoping to perfect the flatscreen
soon so they can be released together. Should be
affordable so even a handy man can afford them.
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