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By Steve On The Road
 According
to invitations sent out before last weekend's Super Bowl, this
year's annual Pimp & Ho Valentines Ball will be minus Ho's as they
will not be allowed to attend. The invitation attributed the ho
absence to inflation and the need for pimps to cut their operating
costs. Apparently, ho time is just too valuable to squander away on
the dance floor of the Valentines gala.
According to Pimp Daddy Bossmund Slick, "a ho on her own feet
puts no pennies in my poke."
Although Ho's are expected to work full time during the Pimp
Valentines Ball, Free Parking will remain a bargain again this year,
for the low price of two dollars up front.
The White Noise phenomenon that people have been experiencing in
theaters nationwide, is not expected to be a problem for the
festivities, unless someone slips Slick's boom box an Eminem CD.
"I'm not in to eminenemas," claims Slick.
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