Gambling Cruise Cut Short for Medical Emergency

Port Canaveral Florida. The captain of Sterling Cruise line was forced to return to port after Supe (Street Reporter for Junk Brothers News) Lost His Ass.  He told his boss, Rich Bossmund, that it was lost somewhere between the slot machines and the crap table.  “It was ok when I was at the Black Jack table, but then…  it was gone!”  Several attempts were made to restore his lose, but even the ATM could not retrieve his Ass.  Supe’s original plan was just to give back his winnings from the week before, however things got out of control.  The Captain had no choice but to turn around, “I can’t have someone on my ship running around with no ass,” he said once on shore.

 

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Is this Supe's Ass pulling the Budweiser?