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Chas' Canoeing Adventure

Hi! I'm Chas. Within this page are pictures and stories of my canoeing and camping adventure. Travel All alone, Roughing-it in the Wilderness, Endless Paddling, Struggling to Survive. Does that sound like a Great Vacation Adventure? Well that's NOT my type of an Adventure at all.

Let's Go!

PackedEverything is packed. The weeks of preparation have paid off. I'm ready to hit the road and it's only 8:30. There is only one item left to bring. The greatest Survival Tool of them all,... my WIFE! No amount of preparation can have her ready to go. So strictly in the name of Survival I'll wait for her.

With almost everything packed I'm full of anticipation. So much so I'm beginning to anger my wife. Of course I'm already angry with her. Why is she vacuuming the carpet anyways? And where am I suppose to put all this extra stuff she wants to bring? Another typical start to a great Adventure

 

Finally she's in the car and we're ready to go. Hang on a minute. I forgot my sunglasses. O.K., Now We're on our way! I'm Slicing my way through the Jungle, Speeding toward our Destination. O.K. Actually it's a concrete jungle and I'm slicing my way through traffic. But I really am Speeding!

 

Campsite

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Selecting the right Campsite on the River takes experience. A poor Campsite could mean an upset Survival Tool. That's why I find it best to make Reservations at a Campground on the River. You know, one with Hot Showers, running water, nice Camp store where you can get Ice Cream, and Springs to swim in. So after you pay the price of admission the real Campsite Selection can begin.

setup

 

Once we can agree on which campsite to select... setting up the tent is the easy part. It's always a good idea not to walk on your tent with your shoes on. I read this in the how to instructions as I was trying to set up the tent. It's not a good idea to walk around the campsite barefoot, either. Where are my shoes? I'll find them later rite now my wife wants me to check the tent. There's a big lump under the floor.

Canoe

RainThe campsite is established. It's a beautiful day. I found my shoes under the tent. Let's go Canoeing! I place the paddles and PFDs in the canoe. We're all set! "Is that thunder?", my wife ask. I reckon we'll have to wait. The river gods must be angry.

 

Peaceful

A Peaceful Paddle down a Pristine Florida River can be quite an Amazing Experience. On the other Blistered hand it can be a lot of effort and let's face it this Adventure is about having fun. That's why I put an Outboard Paddle on my Canoe. Some people call them Outboard Motors but I like to refer to Mine as a paddle. Once some Canoe Paddlers said I was Cheating. I told them to Drink my Wake as I passed.

Tubing

inflation

Before we go tubing I have to inflate the tubes. O.k. The inner tube as evolved into a floating lazy boy type recliner. A lot more comfortable than sticking your butt through a hole in the water, but... It takes a lot of air to inflate them. Fortunately, the campground has an Air Station.

 


Tubing down the river is a relaxing experience. Walking back to the campsite is not. Staying true to my nature I decided to use the canoe anchor to anchor the float. Now when I'm done floating I'm already at the campsite.

Campfire

GatheringGathering fire wood is essential. A few tools are required. Of course the main survival tool is always by my side but the search for firewood requires a special tool I keep on my key ring. Actually it is a key. Driving around the campground collecting firewood from previous campers is the best way to do it!

campfire

Nice Campfire. All this work is making me hungry.

 

 

 

Dinner

Yum

Nothing taste like outdoor cooking. You can almost smell the bacon. Of course this is the breakfast menu. Dinner is what I'm after now. It should only take about 30 minutes and I'll be munching.

 


 Lets Eat!

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TubingDinner  took a little longer that I expected as the drive to McDonalds was quite long, but it was well worth it.

Nothing taste like Junk Food.

Especially when your roughing it like I have been.

 






 


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