Archeologist Finds Rare

Archeologist Finds Rare “Round Tuit” in latest dig.

What was thought to be a valuable treasure may be his last discovery. Sol “Digger” Price told Junk Brothers News, “Now that I found the Round Tuit my wife won’t let me out of the house. Apparently I made a lot of promises of things I would do when I got a Round Tuit and now I have to make good on my word.” Digger also said, “I didn’t realize how good I had it, now I’ll be spending all my time doing “Honey Do’s! This weekend I’ll be shingling the roof and next week I have to start painting the house.” After researching this find, it was revealed that it had appeared to be hidden under another rock placed by some empty beer cans. It seems that the original owner had tried to hide it from his spouse. We tried to contact Sol again to confirm this, but he was busy mowing the lawn.