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Judge Rules Child Molester To Be Forced Fed With Anal Feeding Tube

By Steve On The Road

(FLA) The honorable Judge Joe Black ruled that John Evander Chouey, the crack head who killed Jessica Lunsford, should be deprived of food and water during his sentence.

Judge Joe Black, a.k.a.: "Jump 'em Judge Joe of Cell Block D," issued a bench order today, that would effectively deprive the confessed molester and murderer of a 9-year old Florida girl.

Jessica Lunsford died from being buried alive after being abused and sexually assaulted for two days by the previously convicted sexual predator, John Chouey.

The judge's ruler came on the heels of an earlier permanent injunction restricting Chouey to spit-shine the latrines three times daily. "This man must get his licks in, or he'll lick it again," Judge Black commented.

Displaying limited compassion for child molesters, Judge Black deliberated with other prison inmate trustees to arrange for the insertion of a feeding tube. "Given this man's crack addiction and aversion to liquid sustenance, the feeding tube may be inserted both orally or post rectumous," stated the amendment to the judge's order.

Other prisoners expresses astonishment when it was learned that the judge's ruling may have been biased by showing partiality in specifying that the feeding tube be both long and black.
 

In a related incidence, The Zippo company contributed a life time supply of anal wash to be applied to Chouey between tube insertions.

 

 

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