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Fix-It-Yourself Restaurant Becomes JBN Editor's Last Refuge


A disturbing trend is emerging where more and more businesses are forcing the consumer to do-it-himself. Nowhere is this more evident than in the world of satire/parody websites. According to one spoof news source editor who wishes to remain annoyingmous, this is the "New Deal Shocker." More and more humor websites are inviting their readers to write for them. Often, little or no compensation is provided to the contributors.

The readers usually visit the links that may be associated with a particular story or web page. But with rising energy costs, web surfers are curtailing their pointer miles. This often puts the site editor in an awkward situation and he has to do other things for income, such as collecting soda cans for recycling.

The editor of JBN, recently came under an attack when his primary supply vendor turned the table on him. But fortunately, there may be a light at the end of the tunnel. If Chas Laser can sell enough franchises for his domestically mandated "Ultimatum" restaurant, then he may be able to keep his pyramid modeled business schemes afloat.

Be sure an watch for a neighborhood Fix It Your Damn Self Restaurant and Grill opening in your neck of the woods!


Represented in it's original form. We didn't want to retype it.

Chas Laser credits his wife for the inspiration behind his franchise restaurant concept.

Written for JBN by an Uncompensated Writer.

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