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from Karl's Cubicle
 (Ukelele World) Shaking his paparazzi at
the media, today, it was learned that Prince Charles and the Duchess
of Cornhole have set about the business of producing an heir that
may one day ascend to the throne. According to Charles' caddy
confidant who he affectionately calls "Dickie," Prince Charles said
that "the business of procreation is not a thing to Dodi Al-Fayed
about, and Camilla should be put to fold forthwith. One can never
predict when William or Harry may take to driving through the
tunnels of Paris." Now that it is at least possible for Charles
and Camilla to unadulterously share a toilet stall, the prince
seemed quite eager to consummate his nuptials, by using what he
termed to be a kingly supply of viagra.
 For her part, Camilla did
not seem such "an ostentatious and tawdry old goat," as she termed
her partner before sternly cracking his nose with a riding crop.
 Undeterred by the chink in his amour, however, the prince has
resolved to "woo his wench anew by taking her to 'Ukelele World.'"
Ukelele World has long been a favorite of royalty and other wealthy
celebrities. Charles claims that "only the ukelele can relax him
into the right mood for studding."
 But "Dickie" may have "let the
cat out of the bag," when he volunteered information about Charles'
performance anxiety since his encounter with Camilla's "personal
massager." "That bloody thing is enormous!" bemoans Charles.
 Ukelele World is quite please to have the royal pair, and will
quickly point to a photograph of another famous patron who was also
recently in the news.
 All next month at Ukelele World, don't miss
the infamous "Ozark Mountain Klan!"
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