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Speculation:
Are the Cardinals Shooting Steroids?

Here's what some celebrity leaders had to say:

"I'm not going to sit here and pontificate on matters of church and state."



 


"Sami Sosa put you up to this, right?"

 



"If they are shooting steroids, I bet it don't keep them out of the Hall of Fame."

 



"Who wants to know?"

 

 



"Can you hear me now?"



 


"How else can we hope to break John Paul II's record?"

 



"Hai."







"Hi."









"I personally injected both altar-boys and Monsignor's with juice."







"Things go better with Jesus Juice."








"This is all about that book by Mark McGuire, Jose Conseco and Madonna, right?"








"In matters of these things and such as the hail Maria's and the Holy Sees, and things of that nature, I say we change the laws and allow for an Austrian-born American governator to be elected as Pope.





"It don't mean a thing if they don't have that swing."

 


Karl writes from his cubicle.

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