Unconfirmed sources suggest
Rich Bossmund may go “on the road” trying to cut cost and avoid
paying Steve and Laser a well deserved raise.
When questioned Mr. Bossmund said “Hell I can do
‘in-search-of’ and ‘on the road’ both at the same time
by myself and FREE.”
Rich Bossmund plans to leave for China on April 19th and has
promised to send daily reports to the newsroom via carrier pigeons.
This all started when the writers (A.K.A.
STEVE AND LASER) started asking for ‘unreal request’ about pay and
breaks and stuff like that. (link to letter)
“At first I thought it
was a joke” stated Bossmund, “ then I realized they were serious."
Bossmund has no intentions of firing either
Laser or Steve, and both will still be employed by JB News. However,
they'll be required to cook their own free pizza.
Rich Bossmund does plan to
give himself a raise though, for all the extra duties he’ll be doing
while in
China.
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