Low Carb Veggie Chow Mein
K-8 Juice for K-9's & Cheese Dogs
For lactose intolerant dogs: Dairy-Free Milk Bones
Endorsed by: Kraut
"Kraut"
is half German shepherd / half chow-chow; that's right, German
chow-chow.
His hobbies involve sleeping, eating,
shedding, licking and peeing on the floor of Junk Bros. Newz department.
He is currently employed in the graphic-arts department as a door-stop,
hairy rug, garbage disposal and impressionist art director. He is most
proud of his "Hairy White" pieces deposited in the corner of the graphic
arts department. He has also worked jobs on newsprint, and a
sprinkling on broadcast media.
Dislikes:
fleas and ticks, baths, joggers, cats.
Favorite Past-times: doing it
doggy-style, eating out of trash-cans, yoga, chasing joggers, drooling
for a slobber of McDog's tasty nuggets.
Favorite Quote: "I'm a hard junk-yard
son of a bitch."
Favorite Meal: "McDogs' Happy Meals; I
like the toys inside."
"Kraut"
is half German shepherd / half chow-chow; that's right, German
chow-chow. 
